Wanted: Edward Scissorshands

In college there was a scrub on the cross country team we called the Barber Starver.  It was not a flattering term.  Some people can pull off shaggy hair and a beard.  Barber Starver could not.  I fear Charlotte is on her way to being a beardless barber starver.  She is getting a haircut today.  It's a win-win-win.  We won't have a Barber Starver for a child, Charlotte will be able to see, and the barber will get some money from us so  he can buy some food.